Lynnism's
lynnism [lin-iz-uh m] - 1) The art of saying things in a way that only Lynn can say it - Usually with that Ohio twang we love so much. 2) Something that comes out of the mouth of Lynn that is found humorous. 3) Something that has that profound (for Lynn) feeling that leaves you wondering if you have learned something new or if brain cells died.
Below are some of these Lynnism's in no particular order:
"everyone is f'ed in the head- just in different ways - she is f'd in the head different than anyone else i know - she has a very very odd combo of jacked up things going on in her head - which actually is intriguing"
"i need to go get not sober somehow and get myself around trouble to stay out of "
"you and poker girl that wants to be a guy that always smokes downstairs need to join a support group"
"skinny you think could be a model i disagree girl?"
"he comes across like he thinks he is kewl enough for a calvin klien add - maybe for the salvation army as a deterrence- 'dont let this happen to you' "
"marriage is an awesome way to ruin a perfectly good relationship"
"but it is a funny crazy - not a creepy crazy - like david caruso"
"like so retarded it skipped the short bus and went straight on to the little go cart things are that attached to the side of motorcycles"
"He is so retarded, he is like a high-rise window licker"
"Notice i have never had a window seat - that takes away my instinct to lick it"
"I thought about walking over to sales to see which one is sitting by and licking the window to tell - but i think they all take turns doing that"
"That is one of her problems - she comes across so freaking arrogant like she thinks noone will ever leave her - or find better - I found better personality on a gold fish"
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